Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Movie Reviews.....

The movies we watched recently and the ones I'm going to review are: Despicable Me; The Sorcerer's Apprentice; Knight and Day and Salt.

Despicable Me. This is a tug-at-your-heart animation, complete with orphans. It was entertaining and the evil one (Gru) delights in doing wicked deeds but underneath all that bad....there is a lot of good and it takes 3 little orphan girls to spot it and make it grow. Gru's competitor for top villain of all time is Vector who is a constant thorn in Gru's side. (Am I the only one who sees a physical resemblance to one of the world's richest men?) Good movie, nice little humorous moments that adults will like....but the minions didn't impress me that much...probably because I'm old and crabby.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice: I like Nick Cage so my review will be a bit prejudiced. It gives you a tiny bit of history at the beginning which dates back to Merlin, then it brings us up to present day, which is when the movie takes place. The special affects are awesome and it has a good story line. A bit of humor thrown in for good measure and you've got a good movie. Lots and lots of action....chases and fight scenes....but nothing gory. My family ranges from old (me) to young (8) and we all liked the movie equally. I would love it if they could do a sequel to this with all the same people. I don't think you'll be disappointed if you're into this type of movie (think Harry Potter in present day).

Knight and Day: I came across this movie accidentally and I'm glad I did. It stars Tom Cruise and Carmen Diaz. I found it to be very entertaining. He's top-secret government on the run and she's just a girl who loves to work on old cars. They meet at an airport, which may or may not have been accidental. The adventure starts from there. Humorous situations and one liners keep it on the lighter side, but lots of action keep you interested. Running, jumping, car crashes, fire, explosions, hundreds of dead bodies, shoot-outs galore, even backwards on a motorcycle. Sure....its impossible to do the stuff they do....but its fun to watch. Its just a fun time and isn't that the reason we watch movies?

Salt: Angelina Jolie. I'm almost speechless when it comes to this movie. I put it in the player and I don't think I took another breath until it was over. It was intense! The plot will have you guessing right up to the end. Talk about not knowing who to trust!! Takes place in present day and she is employed by the CIA and is highly respected by her co-workers. Suddenly she is accused of being a Russian spy by a defector and her attempts to prove her innocence only make her look guilty. Intrigue, action, suspense, thought provoking plot....special affects galore. Lots of dead bodies, blood but not so much as to define it as gore and fighting, fighting, running, hiding, fighting. Not a very good movie for the younger set because of all those reasons but at least there was no nudity or f-words. Excellent movie. I read that she performed her own stunts to top it off. Amazing woman. She made this movie 2 months after having twins.

So....there you have it. My opinions, which coupled with $2. may get you a cup of coffee. LOLOLOLOL

17 comments:

forsythia said...

You're a great reviewer. You should get paid for this. Surely there's a niche out there for a grandmother who has an eye for good family films. I will order them all from Netflix ASAP.

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Val, thanks for the info. I love Angelina and was hoping Salt was good. Wouldn't have thought about Sorceror's Apprentice, but it sounds like fun. Will watch for them on On Demand or borrow from our kids.

Cheryl said...

You're good! I'll be looking for more reviews from you in the future.

JY said...

I'll give you 2! Ha ha. I like Angelina Jolie and her movies. Something about her...

Smocha said...

Loved your reviews. Have you seen Nick cage in "conair"?

He has never been hotter :)
I love that movie.

Jamie said...

Your reviews are often better than the movies that you are reviewing. Thanks for the info, because I do believe we have the same taste in movies, dear. I cannot wait to watch Salt now.

Hope you are doing well. Miss our "talks". Hugs, honey. J.

Peruby said...

Wow! I had not considered watching any except Despicable Me, but may have to watch all of them, now.

Looking forward to it!

ain't for city gals said...

Hi Val...catching up after my computer problems....wow...looks like you have had your share of gadget problems yourself....we can't live them and can't live without them!... Definitely I will watch Salt..lots of good movies out there...can't wait until they get to DVD..

Joy Des Jardins said...

Actually I haven't seen any of these movies...but they are all in my NetFlix queue. I love most things Nick Cage is in too. Thanks for the reviews Val... ~Joy

dc said...

I agree, you need to get paid for these reviews! I can tell you put alot of thought into it. Cheers to you for the new year.

ethelmaepotter! said...

The only one of these I've seen is Salt...hadn't expected to like it, but was on the edge of my seat the whole time!
Despicable Me is one I wanted to see, but Hubby refused. Guess I'll go rent it!

Linda@VS said...

Thanks for posting these reviews, Val. Now that I've read them, I think I may treat myself to Salt tonight. I'm definitely intrigued.

desert dirt diva said...

Salt was really good..the kids and I loved despicable me,..anything nicolas cage is in is almost always good......Its been awhile sincei have read or blogged, but now I can without dial up..i am gonna go read some now...

JTS said...

Val, I'm starting a new Memories on Mondays meme on my blog. Add a link there to any of the cool things you've written, or write a new one to share with us!

JTS said...

Val, I'm starting a new Memories on Mondays meme on my blog. Add a link there to any of the cool things you've written, or write a new one to share with us!

Jamie said...

Update woman...where are you? I know you are hibernating like I am but that should not deter you from your puter...

Seriously, missing your posts and your wit. Big hugs, honey. :)

Betty said...

I have gone to the same opthalmologist for years, and every time I go I have to remind him that I am legally blind in my left eye before he panics. I need to see him again, but I'll wait until I feel like scraping him off the ceiling.